|But they will boldly split infinitives.|
|Isn't it simply marvelous, Jean-Luc?|
OMG, people are dying! The ship is destroyed! Don’t worry, where there’s total disaster, there’s usually a time loop, parallel universe, or, less often, a simulated reality or simulated people.
|Hey, it's poker time again. And again. and again.|
|Evidently, they still make Dell laptops in the future.|
|Fortunately, the cure will cause everyone to magically revert back to their original age.|
|At least Kirk didn't become the Bajoran Jesus.|
We will find some new and primitive species, pretend to respect their differences, but in the end we'll show our superiority.
At least one season’s worth of plot-heavy, boring re-hashing of shows from previous series.
|Or maybe an entire series.|
The initertial dampeners are offline!
|Don’t Panic: we may be traveling at speeds close to (or greater than) the speed of light or being hit by weapons of mass destruction, but the net effect is that a few people will get a few small bruises.|
|God, I hope Riker remembered his birth control.|
|For some reason we will still have total control of the self-destruct, though.|
|But who doesn't love an entire show dedicated to battling space anomalies?|
Someone will say something not funny, and everyone will laugh.
|Unless it's data, that's how you know the episode is over.|
|But I don't think we'll be lucky enough to see him again.|
One character will have personality. Probably the doctor.
|But that's not guaranteed either, is it?|